January 2011
Because fuck you, that's why.
Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight?
No
Ever had a near death experience?
No
Where’s your cell phone?
Hand
What is the last thing you thought about?
Dno
Do you regret anything?
No
If you found out you were pregnant who would you tell?
News of the world?
What are you going to do this weekend?
Go out
When was the last time you talked to one of your best...
What is your nickname?
Jakeyy, yake, yakeyy
Are you single or taken?
Single
Sex in the morning, afternoon, or night?
Night ooft
What do you currently look like?
shite
Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
no
Do you have any siblings?
Yes
Have you ever bought an adult toy?
Nope
Ever gotten kicked out of a store?
Yes
Are you tired?
No
How much jewelery are you wearing?
None...
TO THE KETTLE.
youwerealwaysaprick:
In desperate need of a cup of coffee.
when the days start to blend into one
i need to get away, holiday plz.
I KNOW A GIRL, A GIRL CALLED PARTY
PARTY GIRL!
I am fifty fucking two,
And I will rock this dress
icantseeyounomore:
His armband said he was a red, Torres, Torres. But now he wants the Blue instead, Torres, Torres. Just ask Wayne Bridge and you will see That bad things happen, at Chel-sea Fernandoooo Torres……John Terry will smash ya wife
Lmfao
Watching Sex and the city 2.
Fuck yeah.
parents evening
then going for a random walkabout.
My names jakeyy
I’m a mistake
Ell oh ell.
Ell oh ell.
Listen
Whenever I look at you, everything is perfect....
no
JENNIFER, TELL ME WHERE I STANDDDDDDD.
The killers all day fuckin sorted.
She moves in mysterious ways
With you by my side
That look in your eye
Using humor as a defense mechanism
Lol psychology
On the down-side, I think I’ve lost whatever it was that made me me.
Fuck it I’m amazing.
Keep remembering my comebacks to people when I’m drunk.
I’m so fucking funny.
Last 2 weeks have been hilar.
No fuck that, this years been hilar so far.
Started it funny enough lyk.
Ah well, the future awaits ;D
SLEEP IS 4 DA WEEK!
Say you marry the last person that texted you, what’s your new last name?
Williams…
Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in their arms?
Never
What are some things you do when you’re mad?
Post emo things coz I’m an emo
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Other week?
When was the last time you talked to the second...
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When you look at how quickly you can get really close to somebody, and then how quickly you can forget about them.
Its like wtf is the point in anything.
I want to go away with people.
Gonna be happy this week.
gettin fat again
fuckmylife
why is tumblr turning into formspring?
half my dash these days is people gettin anonymous abuse.
jessiewentandtold asked: :) good
Put my brave face on Can’t let ‘em know that I’m scared
with or without you, with or without...
i cant liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeee, with or without youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
I don’t have enough U2.
i look hideous
(y) not even assed anymore.
where are the fucking females?
COZ YOU CAN RUN FROM LOVE
BUT IF IT’S REALLY LOVE IT WILL FIND YOUUUUUUUUU!
